New Releases

Almost all of our perfumes are limited editions, so grab them while you can!


Ashes to Dust ~ Incarnation III: A potion to banish the old and welcome the new! Our newest incarnation of this ritual favorite has a whole new scent but the same intent - a potion for banishing, renewal, and needed changes. Perfect to use for your New Year resolutions, this version is a powdery resinous light floral with a hint of smoke.

Elfin Plum: A gorgeous musky plum scent - celebratory and seasonal with a touch of elegance. A trio of lush plum accords and a dash of ripe fig stirred into creamy spiced vanilla pudding over a bed of sensual Egyptian musk.

Eve of Darkness: A fragrance which celebrates the darkest night of the year with the darkest varieties of elements found in seasonal traditions, as well as embodying a dusky occluded shade within the bottle. Essence of bitter orange spiced with African clove on a base of thick sandalwood attars, smoldering smoky woods and the blackest of musks.

Gloria: A glorious mixture of nine different coffee oils, layered with a trio of caramel accords, vanilla absolute and cocoa absolute, with generous swirls of cream, a potent melange of liqueurs - including bourbon and hot buttered rum - and topped with a fluffy cloud of whipped cream.

Land of Nog: The noggiest of nogginess from the land where the Nog is born! Creamy eggnog oils boosted with almond milk, candied and slightly boozy butterscotch oils, topped with a sprinkling of nutmeg and sweet syrupy amber in the base. A long-lasting creamy dream, fans of our Lick of Cream fragrance will want to visit The Land of Nog without delay!

Lost Luggage: Sometimes you just have to go with the flow… The turning of the calendar page onto a new year is the perfect time to lay your burdens down, whatever they may be. Set them down and walk away, let them stay lost and move on to a promising tomorrow. Let go of all which weighs you down and keeps you from achieving your full potential. Free yourself from unrealistic expectations and negativity. To assist you with this most desired goal for a brand new year, we’ve concocted an optimistic refreshing fragrance based on an artisan soda recipe kindly shared with us by our beloved customer Katz and her wonderful fella. Crisp cooling cucumber brightened with the citrus sunshine of orange blossom and tangerine, drizzled with sweet Cactus Flower honey, resting upon a smooth silky base of white amber.

Pink Elf: In our tradition of Thinking Pink for the holidays, we present a pinkalicious take on gingerbread: a scrumptious trio of gingerbread oils blended with rich butter and cake-like vanilla, given the sparkle of a fairy’s blessing of magical pink sugars, and slathered with thick rich buttercream. But to protect you against the ravenous cravings which will erupt when the world gets a whiff, we’ve made this perfectly perfumed with a base of gooey sweet amber.

Reindeer Droppings: Half a dozen chocolate varieties combine for a creamy milk chocolate delight, coating little berry bombs of pinky sweet mulberries and tart elderberries.

Snowman Poop: As a novelty holiday confection, this one can’t be beat! If you’ve been naughty, why count on coal in your stocking when you can have our deliciously fluffy winter poufs! Clouds of soft pillowy marshmallow and sweet powdery vanilla given a wintry kiss of spruce and lavished with crystalline white musk.

Warm Jammies: A beloved biscuit - that’s “cookie” to us Yanks - of the populace across the pond is the Jammie Dodger, a shortbread sandwich with yummy jam filling. As Christmas is the official season of the cookie, we decided to concoct our own version for scrumptious holiday wear. At your annual cookie exchange slather our Warm Jammies and let the deliciousness might even get asked for the recipe! We mixed up a variety of sugar cookie-type vanillas with oatmeal and warm butter, then added in even more sugar, and spread a thick layer of fruity jam upon a luxurious base of deep sweet amber.

Winter's Grace w/ Treasured Hearts: A stylish fragrance perfect for holiday gatherings, featuring a rich tapestry of musks shot through with invigorating wintry notes of December-harvested tart yellow grapefruit and fresh boughs of evergreen, with a chilly touch of eucalyptus and a snowy drift of white sugars...this scent sparkles and shimmers like the most elegant of garlands. And we’ve partnered it with the perfect pheromone blend for familial harmony....our exclusive TREASURED HEARTS, the holiday miracle for contentious relatives and cranky shoppers, a blend encouraging deep bonding between women; it seems to work very well in soothing bristly family members; makes people of both sexes feel less intimidated in the wearer's presence, and encourages a cozy nesting vibe in men.


Beautiful Dreamer w/ Balm Bomb: This potion was created to promote a tranquil mood, a soothing blend of half a dozen varieties of lavender cuddling with a trio of pillowy-soft vanillas supine on sweet smooth amber. To ensure you reach the relaxation destination we’ve included a dose of our exclusive BALM BOMB pheromone formula. Feeling crabby? Feeling blue? Need a quick mood reversal? This one's for you! Pheros for calming and soothing, lessening of grouchy PMS symptoms, mood elevation, and for making people act a little nicer around the wearer...for their own good. ;)

Blue for Men w/ Super Sexy: A soft casual fragrance but wholly masculine, like wearing your favorite chambray workshirt or worn-in pair of blue jeans. Smooth powdery oakmoss paired with an Asian spice blend and accented with citrus sparks of bergamot and grapefruit, piquant black pepper, and the sensual polish of leather, vetiver and patchouli. A perfect vehicle for SUPER SEXY FOR MEN, our most popular phero blend for men! Designed to inspire sexual arousal and admiration in women, and give off a powerful aura of social dominance for the wearer.

Coquette w/ Bang!: Sexy but sophisticated, teasingly tart, a satiny seductive scent! A flirty fruity floral featuring luscious honeysuckle blossom and tangy green fig, draped in a feminine veil of silky powdery vanilla, sheer white musk and hand-tinctured bee pollen. For maximum allure we’ve included a dose of our exclusive BANG! pheromone formula. BANG! is a remix of our fabulous SUPER SEXY FOR WOMEN blend, given a slutty sleazy spin with the addition of Essence of Woman Copulins and an extra dose of the feminine magic of Estratestraenol. BANG!...for when you know you need to hit it, and hit it hard.

Dark Desires w/ Heart Throb: You will be the exotic enigma of her fantasies with this darkly sexy scent...dusky resinous notes of patchouli, sandalwood, amber and oud blended with a spicy masculine aura of tobacco, cinnamon, cardamon and coriander mingled with espresso, cocoa and vanilla beans and topped with bracing herbal notes of juniper, basil, rosemary and mint. And to encourage those dark desires we’ve included a dose of our exclusive Heart Throb pheromone blend, an UNscented Alpha-Sexual-Social mix for men that has really only one purpose in mind: to help get the wearer laid. With mood elevating, sex appeal and self confidence boosting qualities and ingredients for shining the light of attention your way, this blend exudes charismatic friendliness, but just enough hint of brooding bad boy to bring the girls to their knees. As a social mix around other men, it should encourage camaraderie (rather than confrontation), and make you welcome as one of the guys...or, maybe even the leader of the pack.

Dom Noire w/ Dominance Potion + Copulins: A recipe for ecstasy! Based on a combination of our wildly popular Love Potion: Black and OCCO Black variants, this fragrance is dusky divine delirium! Caramel-soaked cake-y vanilla, luscious honey and brown sugar enhanced with the darkest of attars: black musk, black amber and Indian patchouli. To further enhance its salacious power we’ve included equal doses of Essence of Woman copulins and our exclusive DOMINANCE POTION pheromone blend, a sexual attraction potion with a clearly alpha-dominant signature. Let 'em know who's boss!

Elementary: Chapter Five w/ Wanted Man: As always, our tribute to the Master of Deduction (in its fifth iteration) includes the elements of his cogitative realm, but this time with a modern mood: a heart of vanilla tobacco - like the fine aroma of a tobacco-free electronic cigarette, a snap of black leather and a whiff of gunpowder, with fortifying white and black teas, a shot of bourbon, the polish of amber, sandalwood, oak and cedar, bracing dashes of bayberry, eucalyptus, bergamot, bay and black pepper, and a 7% dilution of Buchu EO. Because Smart Is Sexy, we've included a boost of our exclusive WANTED MAN pheromone formula. Highly 'alpha' and intensely, thrillingly attractive to women.

Enlightenment w/ TMI: A man who inspires trust and security is a man who will learn the secrets locked away in the heart of his beloved...we can help you achieve this goal with a scent designed to enlighten and illuminate...a mix of the classic masculine auras of bay rum and teak wood, with a smooth grounding of balsamic amber, a slather of sexy musk, and comforting accents of Peruvian balsam and violet, topped with basil and bergamot EOs, which encourage communication and bolster your powers of intuition. To further inspire the sharing of confidences we’ve included a declarative dose of our exclusive T.M.I pheromone blend. You might be surprised at how willing a relative stranger is to cuddle up with you, but that's the Alpha-Androstenol putting them in their happy zone while the heavy dose of Beta-Androstenol loosens their tongue and encourages them to share their most intimate secrets with you... you just may learn things about them that they've never revealed to anyone. There really is such a thing as Too Much Information, so be careful what you wish for!

Heavy Metal w/ Hunter Trapper: As an attitude and a style, the feeling of strength and be “so metal,” is a state desired by those who like their music hard and their wheels fast. We’ve bottled a scent which reflects a positively metallurgic aura for all your wild adventures! This is a cool green scent, featuring a core of watery bamboo and dark musk upon a base of poppy resin and topped with the metallic tang of sweet dill and anise. And every wild man needs a weapon...yours is in the dose of our exclusive HUNTER TRAPPER pheromone blend...for the man on the hunt for his perfect mate, a blend of Androstenone - for providing an sexy alpha-male signature, Androsterone - for garnering respect, and Beta-Androstenol - for letting down defenses, inspiring trust and intimate feelings.

Kingmaker w/ Charisma: Big, dynamic, and luxurious. We’ve created a scent in salute to the uber-masculine, mega-sexy “powerhouse” fragrances of the 1980s, but with a contemporary spin...elegant and stylish, putting you in command to seize the day and make it yours...along with anything else you may desire. Featuring a deep resinous base of sandalwood, patchouli, vetiver and cedar with a bit of smoldering amber, which we layer with a chypre blend and fern, plus touches of sage and tonka to give it a modern aura, and refreshing splashes of water accords and orange blossom. To complete your mastery we’ve added a dose of our exclusive CHARISMA pheromone blend. CHARISMA contains a perfect balance of Androstenone, Androstenol, and Androsterone - the exact natural biological ratio, just greatly amplified. CHARISMA provides the necessary components to promote popularity, sexual attraction, social dominance, and bankable allure...a superior man, worthy of success in every venture, public or private.

Ladybird w/ Levitation: Utterly adorable! An uplifting yummy scent for the cutest of girlie-girls! A heart of juicy tangy pomegranate swirled with marshmallow fluff and whipped cream, further sweetened with sheer vanilla and raw sugar plus a kiss of tart kumquat laying on smooth sweet white musk. And to perk you up even further, we’ve dosed this fragrance with our exclusive Levitation pheromone blend...because everyone could use a lift! This clever mix first came to us when creating our Levitation Potion Perfume, what better pairing for an enlivening social pheromone blend than the positivity of our exclusive Open Windows formula with the giddy "butterflies in your tummy" effect of DHEAS. Working in tandem to lift the mood of yourself and everyone around you, this blend is so much fun you'll feel like you can fly! For a good time, any time, with friends, loved ones or even strangers, put a spring in your step and a song in your heart…our Levitation Pheromone Formula has cleared you for take off!

Lightning in a Bottle w/ Open Windows: Autumn is a time of reflection, for taking long walks in the woods and thinking back on the seasons passed and those still to experience, of enjoying the crunch beneath your feet as you move along a brilliant carpet of leaves, the sound of distant thunder and the smell of the freshly-washed air, with a waft of smoke nearby from someone’s cozy cottage. This moment of turning is your time to feel wholly alive and open to whatever may come. We’ve captured the true ambiance of Autumnal atmosphere with this scent: a blend of oak, teak and acorns, fallen leaves, smoky Arabian woods, with a soft cloud of sheer smooth vanillas and a lightning spark of ozone.  As mood enhancement we include a dose of our exclusive OPEN WINDOWS pheromone blend, a heavily Alpha-Androstenol based pheromone blend for people who want to lift themselves and others around them, too. An all-round social blend which is a winner at making people want to talk and get close to you at every opportunity. (Unisex blend)

Living Doll w/ Cuddle Bunny: You’re so cute I could just eat you up! You will inspire such sentiment with our deliciously darling feminine fragrance, so sexy-fresh with a heart of red and green apples and just a drop of apricot on top, surrounded by powdery notes of oakmoss, vanilla and musk, with a scattering of freesia blossoms, a dollop of light spring honey, and a kiss of sweet amber in the base. The perfectly pretty scent for our exclusive CUDDLE BUNNY pheromone blend, for inspiring cuddling...and what that inevitably leads to! Feminizing, and crafted to inspire cuddly, nurturing feelings in men, but sexually attractive too.

Mark's Girl Nip 2014 w/ Perfect Match: The return of a delectable favorite...Mark designed this blend to make the ladies drool - it's manly, yes, but gals will love wearing it too! A lusciously sensual blending of the resinous sexiness of sandalwood, amber, patchouli and black musk, with masculine touches of mahogany and tobacco, topped with cocoa absolute, tonka and vanilla absolute for just a tinge of dark sweetness. And to ensure attraction all around, we’ve included a dose of our exclusive PERFECT MATCH pheromone blend, a *soulmate* type blend that both sexes can wear. Promotes attraction, bonding, trust, communication, conquering of nervousness and happy, good-time mood elevation. Reminds established couples of that first blush of new love, complete with butterflies in the tummy!

Mean Business w/ Swimming w Sharks: Gaining the competitive advantage in business requires particular goals and there are any number of books and seminars which will tell you what they are. But we believe that true success starts with an alignment of attitude: when you present yourself as determined and confident, you gain a great deal of respect immediately. This money potion - comprised of ingredients to attract cash and promote wealth - gives off an aura of professional crispness, like a freshly-pressed suit and starched shirt. Well-groomed and self-reliant. But there’s a likeable softness underneath which will also attract appreciation and amicable attention to you and your aims. When you wear this unisex profitable potion...people will know you Mean Business!

Mega Watt - Unscented Phero Blend for Women: Our experimental new pheromone formula for lending energy to the wearer.

Pheromas 2014 - Trials & Sets: Please click here to purchase Pheromas 2014 New Release Sets, and trial sizes of our UNscented Pheromones.

Pirouette w/ La Femme Mystere: Ballet dancers are some of the strongest people on Earth - their fitness levels have been scientifically tested against those of other athletes, for example - and the rigors of the profession are well-known, requiring not only agility, flexibility, and stamina, but also poise and delicacy. We pay beautiful tribute to these lissome terpsichorean muses with a fragrance which possesses grace and femininity on the outside and a core of determined strength within.

Secret Sweetness w/ Gotcha: For all those who may seem sweetly shy, but when approached reveal their beautiful elegance... A bouquet of pink and purple flowers - wisteria, orchid and peony - bedazzled with a slathering of sparkling pink-sugared buttercream frosting, cradled in soft layers of vintage amber and musk. This Secret Sweetness is the perfect partner for our exclusive GOTCHA! pheromone formula. GOTCHA! is a sensual sexual attractant, but more importantly with a little something extra… something to help erode his fears, something to help him let go of his inhibitions and express the intensity of his emotions, something to help nudge him off that cliff of indecision and into your arms.

Unisexy 2014 – w/ Phero B2.2: Few scent combinations are as instantly compelling as vanilla and sandalwood. Whether male or female, few can resist the warm smooth aura of these two unique elements. A heart of not-too-sweet vanilla is framed by sultry sandalwood with hints of maple and tobacco...and if that's not alluring enough, we've added a whopping dose of our exclusive B2.2 pheromone formula, a unisex blend which encourages rapt attention and camaraderie between men, and a comforting, placating and protective feeling in women. Uses: male to male social/sexual attraction, cuddle potion for men to wear to attract women, females to wear to be treated like "one of the boys", calming and soothing for women especially during times of PMS.


'Weenie for Men... and Ladies too!: Here at LPMP it’s our business to know your olfactory desires, and it’s been scientifically-proven men love the scent of pumpkin pie; but what you gents may not realize is...women are CRAZY for pumpkin scents. As always we want to help you out with the attraction interaction: this is a pumpkin pie for the guys, manly and spicy, but totally delicious! So slather some of this and take your pick of the spooky chicks on Halloween....the essence of autumn - oakmoss, dried leaves, earth and myrrh - with a sweet n’spicy swirl of clove and pumpkin pie spices. This is a unisex scent all manner of ghoulish girls and ghastly guys will dig!

A Wake: Enjoy the season with our decadent pumpkin latte fragrance: a blend of our creamiest coffee and dreamiest pumpkin will de-zombify even the sleepiest spectre!

Animal Crackers: A perfect frosted oatmeal butterscotch cookie, concocted of a mixture of oats and oatmeal blended with butter and bread accords, sweetened with luscious maple, butterscotch and honey and a warm drop of cedar for the base. Fans of our Scotchies fragrance will crave these crunchy critters!

Curiosities: A curiously delightful take on the traditional caramel apple! Various types of caramelized sugars, brown sugar and salted butter blend to form the thick creamy salted caramel coating for a crunchy apple with a sprinkle of pecans and a base of warm smooth sweet amber.

EBIL-ish! 2014: This is the dark side of vanilla: the deepest most dreadful collection of that perennial favorite…an unholy trinity of vanilla bean, vanilla bourbon and vanilla absolute blended with 20-fold EO and vanilla oleo resin, EBIL-ly seasoned with spiced chai and clove bud EO then buried in the depths of mysteriously exotic Egyptian black musk.

Feed The Flowers: The beautiful melancholy of a funereal mood...a hint of smoke in the air, dried dusty flowers and the freshly-turned earth of an open grave...a bouquet of deep dark roses, geranium and stargazer lily mingled with earth, dry leaves and a drop of hay and dusted with mysterious resinous notes of myrrh, sandalwood, storax and benzoin. Finished with woodsmoke, powdery musk and a final kiss of white and powdered sugars.

Flying Potion 2014 - Phero Enhanced Spray : Our insanely popular pheromone-enhanced fragrance spray has sure to grab a bottle before it (literally) flies off the shelves yet again! All the hip witches love our version of this crafty classic! We've blended gorgeous creamy ylang ylang EO, sweet black licorice, marshmallow and vanilla pod, tangy grapefruit and cassis topped with a pinch of cider spices and Poof! the master bottle was bubbling with magickal energy! Sweet and bright and ready for flight. But to ensure your lift-off we've included a high octane dose of our exclusive LEVITATION POTION pheromone blend: featuring the happy magic of our mood-elevating OPEN WINDOWS formula and an extra splash of giddy DHEAS.

Horny: When you walk through the room you leave arousal in your wake...a sinfully incensual version of our classic honey-amber-musk formula to imbue you with an intensely sexual glow...numerous types of deep dark Indian and Arabian musk and black amber folded into five varieties of rich late summer honey then swirled with tangy sweet black currant and black raspberry. For further seductive power we've added doses of our exclusive AJA and Essence of Woman copulin blends. As a sexy gourmand fragrance this has an almost edible quality to it, yet also the vibe of an elegant sophisticated perfume.

Punky: A dreadfully delightful pumpkin treat to haunt your gourmand dreams: lightly-spiced cake-y pumpkin accords, mixed in with brown sugar and a touch of maple, plus a dash of apple butter and a handful of pecans, pralines and chestnuts, then slathered with cream cheese frosting and served upon a base of gothic-minded patchouli and Indian oud. Fans of our Vicars & Tarts fragrance will shriek with joy to make the acquaintance of Punky!

Red Fyre: A red, hot enduring confectionery favorite since the 1930s, what would Halloween be without some fiery cinnamon bites! We pay heated tribute with this delicious dead ringer perfect for Autumn and for attracting that special someone who also likes to play with fire...a bevy of cinnamon EOs and a four-sugar blend, plus piquant black pepper EO and licorice root extract, finished with smooth amber resin.

Warm and Toasty: Mara’s recipe for a chilly night’s delight was so delicious we brought it back for an encore! The richness of butter, warm milk, brown sugar and banana folded into toasty bread accords with accents of walnut, pecan and chestnut.


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